assigned roles!

[curseshit]

morrigan = mayor (doctor's spouse)
daryl/norman prince = mayor's assistant (unrequited love for doctor and merchant, the sibling of doctor's assistant)

clara/janet layne = sheriff (dating baker's offspring)/ ~the chosen one~
nick/eddie hoyt = deputy (sleeping with innkeeper)

faith/rita von patten = innkeeper (sleeping with deputy)
michonne/tara patten = innkeeper's spouse
the doctor/john smith = servant (dating merchant's offspring)
daniel/aaron remington-jones = cook (priest's spouse, dating baker )
eden/peggy morrissey = handyman (baker offspring's jealous ex, currently working at the inn)

august/paul joy = merchant
hook/jacob joy = merchant's spouse
bo/amber joy = merchant's offspring (dating servant, being tutored)

dean/father john remington = priest/nun (cook's spouse)
neri/heather remington-jones = private tutor (priest's offspring, tutoring merchant's offspring)

hel/gilda adams = doctor (mayor's spouse)
cas/sergei kalashnikov= doctor's assistant (engaged to baker's offspring, the sibling of mayor's assisstant)

graham/craig walsh = baker (dating cook)
icarus = baker's alcoholic sibling
constantine/ernest walsh = baker's offspring (dating sheriff, engaged to doctor's assistant)

Comments

[curseshit]

comment here with your curse name! choose from this list or make up your own. e.g. snow white's curse name was mary margaret blanchard.

[sawedoff]

no fuck that it's father remington

[sawedoff]

john

[rhymeswithdesign]

yes?

[sawedoff]

not you bitch my dad john

no im married to the other samy character

[armedarchaeologist]

thanks for the surname, asshole.

[sawedoff]

it's a fuckin awesome surname welcome to the gun club sweetheart now we need to talk about why youre cheating on me

[armedarchaeologist]

i like bread.

[sawedoff]

at least bring me home some
why are we whispering ominously
is it because he's younger than me

[armedarchaeologist]

y...es.






it's for the guilt pie.

[foodporn]

we'll go with amber for bo. that's a nice hooker sounding name. idk her surname, whatever her BUTT BABY DADS go with

[cabineyes]

joy :)

[cabineyes]

jacob joy

[foodporn]

mom im the same age as you tell me the truth

am i adopted

[mercyless]

tara patten

[wolfsoul]

craig walsh

[armedarchaeologist]

Aaron Remington-Jones

[sawedoff]

IT'S HYPHENATED YOU BITCH YOU NEVER LOVED ME

[armedarchaeologist]

Aaron Remington-Jones-Walsh

[sawedoff]

god's gonna punish you.

[armedarchaeologist]

i only did it to pay for your pie habit. sob.

[armedarchaeologist]

YOUR ADDICTION IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.

[sawedoff]

[rhymeswithdesign]

Ernest Walsh

[dices]

eddie hoyt

[crotchbite]

gilda adams

[noshoes]

heather

[armedarchaeologist]

Remington-Jones.

[noshoes]

papa

[crossmyhearts]

John Smith

[recurred]

im switching daryl and clara's roles by suggestion idec

Janet Layne

[nosleeves]

LMAO NORMAN IS ON THAT LIST HOW COULD I NOT

Norman Prince

[shortcuts]

aren't you glad hyperion is gone now

[rhymeswithdesign]

[shortcuts]

:'(

he hugged you to constantine don't worry

[shortcuts]

*too

[rhymeswithdesign]

in that case i have a shitfit to un-throw.

[inenochian]

Faith = RITA VON PATTEN.

Castiel = SERGEI KALASHNIKOV.

[overthewall]

fuck it fran just add me in late

[overthewall]

peggy morrissey???

[curseshit]

ok! here's a role for you: handyman (baker offspring's jealous ex, currently working at the inn)